It ain’t oRDinArY

Out of curiosity, I’ve customized a desktop PC through Alienware and I realised that a fully functional PC that can satisfy my technology lust costs US$12,900 (approx. RM 45,000)  I think it will helps me enlarge my butt while I remain seated in front of it for my whole life years playing games, watching movies, listening to music and googling at pictures. Woah! a PC suited for the ladies looking for a butt job.

It has four storage drive of 1TB each which brings us a total of 4TB. There is also an additional 1.5TB external harddrive. At this point of customizing, I’m lost. TB? Why do I need TB for my PC storage? When did this deadly infectious disease starts infecting PC? So shall we now call it A(TB) as they does not only affects human (similar to swine > human flu)

Some searching on geek sites summarize that 4TB + 1.5TB = 5.5 TB.  Which is 5500 GB, which is equivalent to 5,500,000 MB, equivalent to 2750 Pendrives. A rough calculation shows that this amount of pendrive, when jointed together can act as a cushion for my now enlarged butt.

5.5TB can gives us around 5,500 movies. This will be approximately 11,000 hours of high quality movies. Wow, if I sleep on my chair for 8 hours a day, I will need around 2 years to finish watching the movies on my new PC. This does not include the time usage for meals or bathroom emergencies. I’ve made a pre-assumption that I can do all these while keeping my eyes locked on the screen.

When I have finish watching these movies, I will then start installing and watching the dramas in Real Player file. A total of 16,000 hours of TVB Series, TV Series will takes me 3 years.

I will have the priviledge of storage for 1,375,000 songs. Let’s assume that each song plays for 4 minutes. I will need 92,000 hours of non-stop listening to finish all these songs. Hmmm…. 92,000 hours … 16 hours a day… 5750 days. Yes! 16 years of music humming around the house.

Now’s the turn for the photos. As most of us take a whole lot of photos throughout our lifetime, it only make sense that we save them and view them when we are free. Why else do we keep snapping photos and saving them to our computers? Do we just leave them there, hoping that they will make friends among themselves? Well, mine do. It’s only yesterday that I saw my bikini photo getting hit on by my macho pics.

6,875,000 photos will surely takes quite some time to view. Assuming 15 seconds of viewing on each photo, it will take 5 years to view them all before I can catch the culprit that is wooing the bikini me.

Now, this total up to 26 years which comes up to ONLY RM4.75/day! This sounds really good as when I finish watching, listening and viewing, I will be at my retirement age. I can then go out and enjoy life rather than sitting at home facing the computer. Well, that is if I can lift my enlarged butt off the pendrive cushion.