It ain’t oRDinArY

I do not understand why people do tags. Collar tags, name tags, road tags, thumb tags, you tag, I tag, etc. Anyhow, I just realised I’ve been tagged by Daniel. Woo hoo!!!!  I think I should start wearing a shirt saying “I’m Tagged”. Just like a guy I saw the other day wearing a shirt with the caption “I’m Facebooked”. I will certainly not bet against future kids writing essays with words such as facebooking, facebookers, facebooken. Hopefully there won’t be any face-BooKi written on the toilet doors.

Without much ado, my list are as follows:

Ass – Clean, chubby with a bit of spring on the inside, smooth on the outside
Booze – My first Swing from Johnnie Walker which made me puke
Car – Impreza, A4, Scirocco, CLS, XF and certainly an Orange Koenigsegg
Dance – Break, Strip, Tease, Belly and the occasional Lap
Entrepreneur – The one who brings you Dure Syok
Friends – Joey, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Ross
Games – FIFA 06 (my PC can’t support a newer version than this)
Hero – That Japanese guy named… Doraemon
Identity – The Handsome guy, Tall guy, Cool and Muscular Guy
Jadan (mandarin) – C4 is the best!
Kiss – French with a tinge of American and the breath of a Malaysian
Legs – Thin, non-hairy for girls. Huge, furry for guys
Mints – Hacks and Halls. Not forgetting the Pepper Mints
Nipple – I will not trade my nipples for any others. Well…unless it’s Will Smith’s
Office – GooglePlex. I would want to work in some place like that
Place – Kampar. We welcome you with “Have you taste the goodness of CB!”
Quote – Do not make sense not to live for fun
Race – Human Racing, F1 Racing, Horse Racing, not Rempit-racing
Shits – 60% hard, 30% soft, 10% water. Too soft is too hard to clean.
Tips – If someone’s tipping me, a blank cheque will do. Thanks
Underwear – If only there are self-cleaning underwears…
V-Signs – Front V for Peace, Inverted V for shouting at traffic
Www – blogs, email, social networkings, news, information
X-files – The mysterious untraceable pens on the office table
Year – 1984
Zodiac – Xiong Ji Jor

I’m not tagging anyone due to the fact that insufficient bloggers read my site. LOL~