It ain’t oRDinArY

It’s been quite a while since my last post. As an avid Arsenal fan, a trophyless season again brings me disappointment. I have been trying to hide from the lights. Occasionally coming out of the hole to nibble on some leftover food. But while bears hibernate during the cold weather, the extremely burning temperature at night just made me think about Arsenal’s season.

Most people will argue that the season is lost due to the youthful team. With players with an average age of 22, no wonder they lost. Come on, we just have to be realistic. You’re 22, you earn RM250,000 per week. Surely we cannot blame them if they can’t outrun an uncle on the pitch.

The teenage players performance on the field can be liken to teen sex. Last season, when most of them started playing together, it’s like having sex for the first time. Peaking earlier on and having some premature ejaculation. Arsenal leads the table for most of the season. But during the last few critical games, they lost steam and down they go. This year, you will have thought they learnt their lessons. My oh my, they took it slowly, afraid of peaking too early and losing steam during the climax. Once again their lack of experience betrayed them. The slow pace throughout the season just tired them and they could not climax even once during the whole period. Talking bout kids…

Another reason for Arsenal’s failure is that they lost to a certain guy, Delap, from Stoke City. The way he launched his throw-ins into the penalty box brings chaos to almost all defences. I am pretty sure North Korea will sign him during the next transfer window.

And there is always the name connection. Who in their right mind will buy someone who has ‘injury’ written all over their name? No matter how good he is, being injured for 15 months tells the whole story about Thomas roSICKy. The only people that works well with ARSenal are ARSene and ARShavin. I would suggest buying a certain ARShole if they are looking to win a cup next season.

I am still a loyal Arsenal fan no matter how many seasons they remain trophyless. But I do hope that they will bring more entertainment to the fans. Just shoot damnit. Being youngsters, they should have enough energy to keep shooting every minute of the match for the whole season. If you’re tired, just grab a number from some Malaysia lamppost and order your UBAT LELAKI KUAT. That will ensure you peak the whole season!